My Village as a Tourist Attraction
From Planet 230
by Jonathan Edwards
Its splendours were found out by word of mouth,
the internet, when one celebrity
named it to another who misheard,
when Lonely Planet inexplicably
placed it in its must-sees for the year,
having bodged it with some nook or hamlet
on the south coast, famous for its aspect
of the sea, a nosh-up joint, mentioned
by him off the TV. Within a week,
